Saturday, April 6, 2013

guess what.

guess who got all A's third quarter when her teachers told her to expect nothing more than B's.
yeah, me. that's who.
i don't like being told what i can't do.
also,
guess who got rewarded with an Iphone.
yeah, that would also be me.
wasn't expecting it at all. i'm still in shock, it's wild. oh my lord.
i went against the tide of every white girl within a hundred miles from here and chose the black one.
i like it.
do you guys prefer the white or black?
also, although i got a really nice black case for protection purposes, i'd like to get a pretty case for pretty purposes.
any Iphone case black market deals you can hook me up with?
and of course since i'm new to the Iphone business,
i would appreciate some suggestions on sweet apps that will do unnecessarily awesome things.

yes i'm using all of you for your Iphone knowledge and disguising it as a blog post

all my love
xox

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